Jeremy McCreary
Bought it anyway
- Region
- USA
- City
- Carlsbad, CA
I used to worry about the Reptilians. But after 20 years of living near the huge colony in the vast underground beneath Denver International Airport, I think they're harmless.The real danger is that the Lizard People hack the app and gain access to my heart and soul, transforming me into some kind of zombie cannibal. (Okay, it's possible that I'm only 99.6% cognitively intact. I may have acquired some very low-level delusions, though that is speculative.)
The ones I worry about now are the Zargonians — those pesky alien pranksters in the mothership hiding behind the moon. Wouldn't put it past them to hack our HRMs and power meters just to make us think we're drifting out of Zone 2.
And sit there at the viewer laughing at us the whole time. But what do you expect when you put a master class in pranking Earthlings like the Allen Funt Show out there for all the aliens to see?
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