Just for fun...

[PedalUma]

Why Are Witches and Warlocks Going Stand-Up Paddleboarding to Celebrate Halloween?

Across the country, revelers are dressing in costumes and gliding across bodies of water on stand-up paddleboards to ring in the spooky season

www.smithsonianmag.com

 

[PedalUma]

Check out this bike!

 

[PedalUma]

Why did the Sommelier sniff it?

Because she was quarkie.

 

[Chargeride]

I cant look it up because it probably wont help.

 

[Chargeride]

Copyright avoidance Halloween outfits.

 

[6zfshdb]

The police told the husband they would do everything they could to get his wife's stolen purse back.

He said "take your time , the thief is spending a lot less than my wife" !

 

[6zfshdb]

 

[ChezCheese:)]

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
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Three: The right ear, the left ear, and the final front ear!

 

[ChezCheese:)]

Rumors of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Conference turned out to be a complete lack of pies.

 

[Chargeride]

TEL what a spoonerism is.

 

[DaveMatthews]

TEL what a spoonerism is.

Duck fat...

 

[Chargeride]

Funny but my reply was more subtle than that.

 

[ChezCheese:)]

I can't explain what a spoonerism is right now - - it's time to go shake a tower.

 

[Chargeride]

I know youre going to make this to annoy the other half

 

[6zfshdb]

 

[Stefan Mikes]

 

[PedalUma]

Canadian, Gordon Lightfoot made plenty of famously bad salads. Know Wings #4 is Saturday in 2500 locations in all 51 states including Ottawa.

 

[DaveMatthews]