Just for fun...

[DaveMatthews]

 

[Roamers]

 

[LandoftheGiants]

Thanks
I just followed that to youtube and wasted an hour of my life

 

[6zfshdb]

John is having a bad day. When he buttoned his shirt, his button fell off. When he picked up his briefcase the handle fell off, when he went to open the door the doorknob fell off. Now he is afraid to pee.

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

John is having a bad day. When he buttoned his shirt, his button fell off. When he picked up his briefcase the handle fell off, when he went to open the door the doorknob fell off. Now he is afraid to pee.

Probably shouldn't pick his nose, either.

 

[kevinmccune]

Probably shouldn't pick his nose, either.

or scratch his arse!

 

[stompandgo]

Or both

 

[DaveMatthews]

Probably shouldn't pick his nose, either.

I bet his last name is Andropov...

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

I bet his last name is Andropov...

You've really outdone yourself on this one! I can imagine your mind constantly fighting back a flood of possible puns — even when you're trying to be serious.
;^}

 

[PedalUma]

But it has only been to Burning Man five times! And only two of them were the rain years.

 

[kevinmccune]

But it has only been to Burning Man five times! And only two of them were the rain years.

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Alkali plus water equal corrosion!

 

[DaveMatthews]

You've really outdone yourself on this one! I can imagine your mind constantly fighting back a flood of possible puns — even when you're trying to be serious.
;^}

I really have no idea why my addled brain works this way...
It's like I constantly see opportunities, and I go into puzzle/chess/Rubik's cube mode in order to come up with some ridiculous joke/pun.
Sad? Maybe... Fun? Definitely!
If nothing else it keeps me mentally active...

 

[kevinmccune]

I really have no idea why my addled brain works this way...
It's like I constantly see opportunities, and I go into puzzle/chess/Rubik's cube mode in order to come up with some ridiculous joke/pun.
Sad? Maybe... Fun? Definitely!
If nothing else it keeps me mentally active... nothing wrong with that!

 

[PedalUma]

Alkali plus water equal corrosion!

It is alkali, salt, and grit. But there is an added ingredient, that is the microbes that have evolved to eat metals. After one week most bikes don't make it out alive. Thousands are abandoned each year. I wouldn't go if I got paid $10,000 and was given free tickets. Just about everyone there is on LSD. Hundreds take their private jets. I wouldn't want that crud in my jet engines. Some billionaires have a crew with a semi go in advance and set up huge tents.

 

[Chargeride]

You've really outdone yourself on this one! I can imagine your mind constantly fighting back a flood of possible puns — even when you're trying to be serious.
;^}

It isnt really possible to use chernobyll dropov, its old and doesnt fit.

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

I really have no idea why my addled brain works this way...
It's like I constantly see opportunities, and I go into puzzle/chess/Rubik's cube mode in order to come up with some ridiculous joke/pun.
Sad? Maybe... Fun? Definitely!
If nothing else it keeps me mentally active...

I started to say that you have a gift, but that use of gift is now irrevocably tied in my mind to a classic British TV burn that went something like...

Man: Another fabulous dinner, darling! You have a gift for broccoli.

Wife, cheerily: We all have our gifts, dear! I'm sure yours will reveal themselves eventually.

We don't dare talk that way to each other in the US. Chances are, the other guy or gal's packing.

 

[PedalUma]

I really have no idea why my addled brain works this way

Is it from addlerall?

 

[DaveMatthews]

Is it from addlerall?

Nope. Just insanity...

 

[PedalUma]

Nope. Just insanity...

What it is, is creative genius X playfulness.
I am taking a 13-week seminar on creativity. The only problem is that I am required to write 250 pages by hand. Three pages per day, and attend weekly sessions that last 1.5 hours each. And read 245 pages. That is the equivalent of half of a full-time work week plus the commute time and reading time. In total it is more than 40-hours of commitment.

 

[6zfshdb]

The wife called the husband and said “I’ve got good news and band news.” Husband replied “Give me the good news first.” The wife replied “The airbags in the new car work...”