Just for fun...

[ChezCheese:)]

This anecdote was in a book I'm listening to.

Apparently there was this kind of a shock jock kind of talk show host on the radio, back I don't know when. His specialty was giving his guests a hard time, right from the get go. Some say it was bitterness because he'd lost his leg in an accident or Vietnam or somewhere. Others said he was always a miserable cuss.

Anyway, one day he had Frank Zappa on the show. This was back in the early 60s when long hair on guys was rare. He says, "I see you've got long hair, so you must be a girl."

Frank Zappa says, "I see you have a wooden leg, so you must be a table. "

 

[Tars Tarkas]

There was a letter to the editor in the Nashville newspaper in the early 70's from someone who asserted that if God had meant for men to have long hair He wouldn't have invented scissors.

 

[DaveMatthews]

There was a letter to the editor in the Nashville newspaper in the early 70's from someone who asserted that if God had meant for men to have long hair He wouldn't have invented scissors.

Had he seen paintings of Jesus?

 

[DaveMatthews]

 

[DaveMatthews]

Anyway, one day he had Frank Zappa on the show. This was back in the early 60s when long hair on guys was rare. He says, "I see you've got long hair, so you must be a girl."

Frank Zappa says, "I see you have a wooden leg, so you must be a table. "

That's a story I heard at a Dweezil Zappa band camp in New York in 2010. Dweezil told the story and well all fell on the floor laughing!

 

[RunForTheHills]

That's a story I heard at a Dweezil Zappa band camp in New York in 2010. Dweezil told the story and well all fell on the floor laughing!

What kind of man names their son Dweezil? Have they not heard the tragic story of A Boy Named Sue?

 

[DaveMatthews]

What kind of man names their son Dweezil? Have they not heard the tragic story of A Boy Named Sue?

No idea... ask Moon Unit...

https://people.com/moon-unit-zappa-recalls-dad-frank-zappa-final-days-deathbed-message-to-her-exclusiv-8680643

 

[Tars Tarkas]

Had he seen paintings of Jesus?

That's one good question, out of several that come to mind.

For what it's worth, on further reflection, I think the letter was written in the late sixties, because for some reason I remember where I living when I read it. And not that it matters but the letter was written by a woman.

 

[RunForTheHills]

That's one good question, out of several that come to mind.

For what it's worth, on further reflection, I think the letter was written in the late sixties, because for some reason I remember where I living when I read it. And not that it matters but the letter was written by a woman.

And women look better with long hair, but no one will have the guts to create a meme for that.

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

For what it's worth, on further reflection, I think the letter was written in the late sixties, because for some reason I remember where I living when I read it. And not that it matters but the letter was written by a woman.

Of course it was sent by a woman. They were afraid of the competition.

 

[Chargeride]

Confusing nightmare juice.

 

[6zfshdb]

People tell me I don't know Jack $hit, but they're wrong!

 

[DaveMatthews]

 

[6zfshdb]

 

[DaveMatthews]

 

[DaveMatthews]

 

[6zfshdb]

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

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I think it best to let @DaveMatthews handle this one.

 

[DaveMatthews]

I think it best to let @DaveMatthews handle this one.

What? What? What'd I do?
Am I in trouble?

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

What? What? What'd I do?
Am I in trouble?

No, no, just thought the material called for a punster of the highest skill. I had lots of comebacks — all highly inappropriate for a family-friendly ebike forum.

All I can say is, they used to teach spelling and proofreading for a reason.