Just for fun...

[kevinmccune]

Just occurred to me the Chilaquiles have to be better than his gummies.

 

[Chargeride]

 

[PedalUma]

Ironknee is a geriatric moc-metal band.

 

[Chargeride]

This is so me in the future, Ive ridden a lot of this, Mobility scooter adventures.
Skip to 8.00 for instant chuckles

 

[JGcycle]

This is so me in the future, Ive ridden a lot of this, Mobility scooter adventures.
Skip to 8.00 for instant chuckles

Now, that's a bike gang.

 

[JGcycle]

Remember when...

 

[Chargeride]

Had to google throwback thursday

 

[PedalUma]

Mobility scooter adventures

A wrong way roundabout looks scary. Ahh!

 

[JGcycle]

 

[Stefan Mikes]

Had to google throwback thursday

It's because you don't use FB

A wrong way roundabout looks scary. Ahh!

I have found an easy way to drive or ride in the left hand traffic countries such as the UK or Ireland.

You extend the arm closer to your heart and say: 'This is the RIGHT'. Then extend your opposite arm and memorise: 'This is the LEFT'. Where do you turn when you pull off? To the RIGHT, obviously! Which turn is more difficult? The one to the LEFT! Where is the traffic entering the roundabout? On your LEFT. Which direction do you enter the roundabout? To the RIGHT.

Nothing is changing in the way you think, only you need to memorise where the RIGHT is

I used to drive in Britain and Ireland and almost never made any mistake using my system

Easy peasy!

It is more difficult and less obvious when you walk in the city, as the car might approach from an unexpected direction. That's why they paint "LOOK RIGHT" or "LOOK LEFT" on the pedestrian crossing

"If you don't look right - your days are numbered!"

 

[Chargeride]

Its Friday another dance banger from Matilda, the grunge mix.

 

[Chargeride]

It's because you don't use FB

I have found an easy way to drive or ride in the left hand traffic countries such as the UK or Ireland.

You extend the arm closer to your heart and say: 'This is the RIGHT'. Then extend your opposite arm and memorise: 'This is the LEFT'. Where do you turn when you pull off? To the RIGHT, obviously! Which turn is more difficult? The one to the LEFT! Where is the traffic entering the roundabout? On your LEFT. Which direction do you enter the roundabout? To the RIGHT.

Nothing is changing in the way you think, only you need to memorise where the RIGHT is

I used to drive in Britain and Ireland and almost never made any mistake using my system

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Easy peasy!

It is more difficult and less obvious when you walk in the city, as the car might approach from an unexpected direction. That's why they paint "LOOK RIGHT" or "LOOK LEFT" on the pedestrian crossing

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"If you don't look right - your days are numbered!"

 

[Chargeride]

11 quid delivered, ordered 3.99 lights, Christmas responsibilities in the bag.

 

[ChezCheese:)]

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to like being a banker, but then I lost interest.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

 

[Base]

Its Friday another dance banger from Matilda, the grunge mix.

Grunge? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Zombie current work is more Industrial Metal...

 

[Chargeride]

I didnt want to put off the elderly

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

I didnt want to put off the elderly

Put off the elderly?? Typical recess at my old school, sonny.

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to like being a banker, but then I lost interest.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

Love it! The jokes are back!

@ChezCheese:) started a string of adverb jokes and one- and two-liners here. They went on for weeks. Funniest stretch this thread's ever had if you ask me.

Please, sir, I want some more, he begged Twistfully.

 

[ChezCheese:)]

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

When chemists die, they barium.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period...

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

The New York Times reported today that Mike Johnson, our evangelical Speaker of the House, recently said that, to quote the Times, "women, unlike men, are unable to 'compartmentalize' their thoughts."

But every married male on EBR knows that Johnson's dead wrong. Our wives are perfectly capable of complaining about our wanton bicycle spending and buying 3 new pairs of shoes at the same time.
;^}