My idea of hell is being chained to a desk forced to do homework with the ghost of my father continually berating me. Being a banker would be close.
I am semi-retired tax lawyer. Liked it a lot more in the old tax shelter days, creative and transaction oriented. Unfortunately
the practice has evolved to primarily compliance. Probably I would have been happiest as floor trader. I used to be pretty good at lower math with hobbies including cards and gambling.