Just for fun...

[ChezCheese:)]

 

[Tars Tarkas]

Why did the Frenchman explode dynamite in his kitchen?
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He wanted to see linoleum blown apart.

TT

 

[ChezCheese:)]

Why are mountains so funny?...
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...Because they're hill areas.

 

[PedalUma]

What happens every hour and six-minutes?

A: The minute hand passes the hour hand on an analog clock.

 

[DaveMatthews]

 

[ChezCheese:)]

Look at what you can do with a bike wheel! (File under "What to do in case of Apocalypse").

 

[ChezCheese:)]

An angel asked God what he was doing. "Making Canadians," he answered.

"Aww, they're so nice!" said the angel.

"Oh, yeah? Watch this," God said, as he dropped a hockey puck...

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

An angel asked God what he was doing. "Making Canadians," he answered.

"Aww, they're so nice!" said the angel.

"Oh, yeah? Watch this," God said, as he dropped a hockey puck...

Hilarious! Sooooo many jokes in that setup, "An angel asked God what he was doing. "Making X," he answered." My brain won't rest till I've thought of one.

 

[DaveMatthews]

As a Canucklehead, I approve this message!

 

[ChezCheese:)]

Did you hear about the pediatrician who had anger management issues?
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He had little patients.

 

[Stefan Mikes]

Did you hear about the pediatrician who had anger management issues?
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He had little patients.

It's funny I can understand most of these jokes while I still cannot pronounce many English words properly...

Once, I had a long talk with an English native speaker about the pronunciation of the word "fungi". How would you pronounce it Chez?

 

[DaveMatthews]

It's funny I can understand most of these jokes while I still cannot pronounce many English words properly...

Once, I had a long talk with an English native speaker about the pronunciation of the word "fungi". How would you pronounce it Chez?

Fun guy

 

[ChezCheese:)]

Sometimes I say fun guy, sometimes I say fun jee (rhymes with bungee), other times I say fungee with a hard g. All three ways. Very ecumenical pronunciation. Never fun jai, though... Remember Oscar Wilde (I think) said, "Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."

 

[Tars Tarkas]

Sometimes I say fun guy, sometimes I say fun jee (rhymes with bungee), other times I say fungee with a hard g. All three ways. Very ecumenical pronunciation. Never fun jai, though... Remember Oscar Wilde (I think) said, "Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."

Great quote. You made me look though:

Ralph Waldo Emerson once wrote, “A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds…”

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

Great quote. You made me look though:

Ralph Waldo Emerson once wrote, “A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds…”

Not just for fun, I know, but how much consistency is too much? Rampant hypocrisy in politics and on the internet depends critically on the ability to compartmentalize inconsistent stances.

 

[PedalUma]

“Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth” - Joseph Goebbels

I like it when people, including leaders, change their minds based on new conditions, or facts. Foolish consistency is scary. Mr. Carrot has something in common with Goebbels.

 

[Art Deco]

Fun guy

The mushroom complained about not having any friends. He said "I can't understand it ... I'm a fun guy ..."

Groan emoji ?

 

[Stefan Mikes]

The mushroom complained about not having any friends. He said "I can't understand it ... I'm a fun guy ..."

Groan emoji ?

It was because he was a Fun Gus

 

[PedalUma]

@ChezCheese:),
I finally got a photo of that girl's cockpit. She will turn five soon. And this is how she will get to kindergarten. It is getting a kid's saddle pad with stirrups and leather reigns.

 

[PedalUma]

I could have saved so much money.