Infestation of Aunts in Your Kitchen?

[PedalUma]

What do you do when you have an infestation of aunts in your kitchen? Make your selections or add new options.

 

[J.R.]

If it is Aunt Bea, get the L out of there!

 

[PedalUma]

If it is Aunt Bea, get the L out of there!

what if it is aunt Esther?

 

[Roamers]

Let them continue cooking. No longer have any aunts or uncles though; that generation is extinct

 

[PedalUma]

Let them continue cooking. No longer have any aunts or uncles though; that generation is extinct

That is saying Uncle. My nieces are aunts.

 

[Roamers]

That is saying Uncle. My nieces are aunts.

My SILs are aunts, but not mine. I also have nieces that are aunts; but would not be allowed in my kitchen.

I was obviously not thinking outside the box.

 

[Roamers]

Come to think of it, my daughters are aunts; so would let them continue washing pots and pans.

 

[PedalUma]

I really like @Roamers idea of, Eat what whatever they are cooking! Maybe its potato pancakes? But, especially if all the aunts in your kitchen are Greek, Turkish, or Sicilian!

But not if they are Scottish. Haggis has been banned in the US since 1971.

 

[Roamers]

I really like @Roamers idea of, Eat what whatever they are cooking! Maybe its potato pancakes? But, especially if all the aunts in your kitchen are Greek, Turkish, or Sicilian!

But not if they are Scottish.

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Guaranteed, if it's in my kitchen, they won't do nasty!

 

[PCeBiker]

,.. Maybe its potato pancakes?

I just made a 's today,..

Two large potatoes, one large onion, a tablespoon of garlic,. salt, pepper, and lots of oil, grease, or butter.
Mmm...
I use ⅓ cup of pancake mix as a binding agent to hold the thing together.
I don't do eggs. Too much money and shorter shelf life.

But, especially if all the aunts in your kitchen are Greek, Turkish, or Sicilian!

I don't know the ethnicity of the ants that I had, but they were huge and there was over 2 dozen in my sugar bowl. They're gone now.

I'm just guessing here, but if you really want to get rid of your aunts, you could probably mix 5% borax into their flour before they start cooking/baking.

That aughta get rid of em,..

 

[PCeBiker]

But not if they are Scottish. Haggis has been banned in the US since 1971.

As far as I knew it, Haggis is just the stomach or intestines of a beast with food stuffed inside ???
Some sausage still uses intestines as a casing.

I used to eat head cheese when I was a kid. I loved it !!
Until I found out that it was the ground up brains of a cow

Eeewww,..

 

[PedalUma]

The reason haggis is banned is because its main ingredient is sheep's lungs which the FDA determined is not a human food. A Scottish veggie dish would be a plain mashed turnup. In contrast this is what food looks like in Singapore. Those are the kind of aunties I would welcome to take over my kitchen. My mom and aunties were Scottish.

 

[PCeBiker]

I've got a Scottish Dragonfly in my backyard,..

I think that it's got scoliosis or something.

 

[PedalUma]

it's got scoliosis

It just hatched! That is really cool.

 

[Viking1]

Here is a praying mantis with some barbecue. Does that count??