Funhang EB-1 starship

[Hewholaughslast]

I've jumped into the Ebike world of the 21st century with my inexpensive Funhang EB-1. I had zero Ebike experience prior to this very recent experience so I didn't want to take out a seventy two month loan on a galaxy class Ebike. So, I was thrown back in my seat and the scenery blurred in front me and my knuckles turned white while grasping the handlebar grips when I hit the level #1 setting on the LCD control panel. In a matter of seconds I was traveling much closer to the speed of light albeit an impressive 17 MPH which is 7 MPH faster than my non Ebike average speed. I am hooked for life and hope I don't unlock the programmed maximum speed limit so that I do not end up on a dirt trail being chased by a T-Rex having been thrown back in time or find myself thrown forward in time navigating a post apocalyptic future Earth where everyone is blond and thin and have cellphones implanted into their craniums. GREAT BICYCLE for the money.

 

[Stefan Mikes]

AI alert

 

[Chargeride]

Interesting to observe its technique.
People are using AI bots to reply and confuse it.

A giant virtual war is incoming and consuming terrawatts of power to do so

 

[harryS]

Delivery fee of $169 is kind of stiff, I wonder what happens there. if you send the bike back, they keep the fee? Hopefully no need to send it back.

I don't think our laughing OP is AI though, Just drunk with the power of ebiking..

I do remember my first test ride on an ebike at Crazy Lenny's Ebikes in Madison, WIsconsin, Ten years ago. "Wow", I said. "these things should sell themselves".

A demo at a holiday gathering has most of my family riding ebikes now. In contrast, when my senior peers (Class of '66 if you care) tried riding them, most of them fell over and lost interest. I dunno, Maybe my family has biking in our blood.

 

[Stefan Mikes]

Judging by his first post in another thread he created...
...he was drunk as ****