Just for fun...

[Chargeride]

I see an opportunity for a wider use for political satire as everyone gets to make content with an added visual appeal...until they block it of course.

 

[ChezCheese:)]

It's all so... Shallow. I mean, I know the jokes are lame, but it is just so pointless, something about the production values. Kinda reminds me of commercials on TV, which I only see if I stay in a motel in the US sometimes. I have zero tolerance for ads. It has that feel. And we have too many people in the country who think it's real.

 

[Chargeride]

Yes very lame, how about the Dor brothers satire on influencers reacting to disasters, you know they would love it.

 

[Roamers]

 

[Chargeride]

Ive just found out Canada has a delivery firm called Purolator.
Purolator
So a bit of investigation, its named after an oil company and its based on pure oil later..

Purolator...nope.

 

[DaveMatthews]

Ive just found out Canada has a delivery firm called Purolator.
Purolator
So a bit of investigation, its named after an oil company and its based on pure oil later..

Purolator...nope.

I heard Fedex bought UPS and the new name is FedUps...

 

[ChezCheese:)]

Don't quite get that one, Kevin.

 

[Chargeride]

I presume your HR is the waitress at the diner

 

[ChezCheese:)]

 

[Roamers]

 

[PedalUma]

Staff at the Federal Emergency Management Agency were caught off-guard and left bewildered when the disaster relief agency’s new acting head David Richardson told personnel that he was previously unaware the United States has a hurricane season, which started Sunday.

 

[Tars Tarkas]

Staff at the Federal Emergency Management Agency were caught off-guard and left bewildered when the disaster relief agency’s new acting head David Richardson told personnel that he was previously unaware the United States has a hurricane season, which started Sunday.

But he's probably loyal to T.

 

[PedalUma]

But he's probably loyal to T.

That's it! The head of FEMA not knowing that we have a hurricane season, or any of the science, such as how they are influenced by warmer waters, and they are now being driven far further inland; but he has loyalty like a lemming.

 

[Roamers]

 

[Chargeride]

 

[Chargeride]

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

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Sorry you ran out of juice. You're the second guy I know who's had his legs swapped. Looks like the former right leg hasn't done as well. Curious, was there a learning curve?

 

[Chargeride]

I think thats a battery implant, you plug it in via lead coming out of your shorts

 

[PedalUma]

That used to happen with early Nautilus weight lifters. The dominant side would do all the lifting and they would look like a fiddler crab.

 

[PedalUma]

https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoShakespearean

You can translate anything into Shakespearean. It is exaggerated for fun. Guess the song.

If 't be true thou art havin' ado with the high school headeth
that gent's givin' thee the blues
thee wanna graduateth, but not in his sleep chamber
h're's what thee gotta doth
picketh up the phoneth, i'm at each moment home
calleth me anytime

[pre-ch'rus]
just ringeth: 3-6, 2-4, 3-6, ho
i leadeth a life of crime

[ch'rus]
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds and those gents're done dirt vile
filthy deeds and those gents're done dirt vile

[v'rse 2]
thee did get problems in thy life of loveth?
thee did get a broken heart?
that gent's doubleth dealin' with thy most wondrous cousin
yond's at which hour the teardrops starteth, fella
picketh up the phoneth, i'm h're high-lone
or maketh a social calleth
seeth ac/dc liveth
receiveth tickets as base as $97
thee might eke liketh

[pre-ch'rus]
cometh right in, f'rget about that gent
we'll has't ourselves a ball, ho

[ch'rus]
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds and those gents're done dirt vile (oh)
filthy deeds and those gents're done dirt vile

[guitar solo]
(oh, yeah)

[v'rse 3]
if 't be true thee did get a mistress and thee wanteth h'r gone
but thee ain't did get the guts
the lady keeps naggin' at thee night and day
enow to driveth thee nuts
picketh up the phoneth, leaveth h'r high-lone
t's timeth thee madeth a standeth

[pre-ch'rus]
f'r a fee, i'm joyous to beest
thy back-do'r sir, ho
[ch'rus]
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds, done dirt vile
filthy deeds and those gents're done dirt vile (yeah)
filthy deeds and those gents're done dirt vile

[bridge]
concrete shoes, cyanide
tnt (done dirt vile), ooh
neck ties, contracts
high voltage (done dirt vile, yeah)

[outro]
filthy deeds, doth anythin' thee wanteth me to
done dirt vile
filthy deeds, filthy deeds
filthy deeds done dirt vile
yeah!