Who's naked bike riding?

Wow, sure hope they're doing some screening.

I see they're getting around public nudity laws by billing the event as a protest — in this case, for better cycling safety.

Pretty scary if you ask me. Living in a beach town, at least 75% of the thong- and Speedo-clad beachgoers I see are committing blatant acts of disregard for public safety. You just can't unsee that stuff.

Of course, I'd be in the 75%. But I care too much about my fellow man to do such a thing.

For similar reasons, I don't wear lycra.
 
Portland has one every year. but they have moved it from the middle of the day to when it starts. to get dark and. they don't publish the route till the last minute. I remember having to wait to cross the street with all these jacket people on bikes going by in the middle of the day.
 
Can you use hand sanitizer on a bike seat?
You can, but it makes the seat slippery. This guy tried it and slid off. Now he's trying to catch up with his bike!

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We have an annual naked bike ride in Madison WI that I have been able to elude each year and for evermore.
Only the true believers ever know the date.
 
Portland has one every year. but they have moved it from the middle of the day to when it starts. to get dark and. they don't publish the route till the last minute. I remember having to wait to cross the street with all these jacket people on bikes going by in the middle of the day.
I live in Portland and forgot about the naked event. Dang......... jp
 
they don't have it in the middle of the day like they used to. wife and I got to witness it a few times. She is blind, so I had to narrate some so she can enjoy it too ha ha.
I can picture that narrative...
"Oh, there goes a guy who looks almost as good as me. Not as well endowed as me... none of them are. And none of the females look anywhere near as lovely as you, dear." :)
 
they don't have it in the middle of the day like they used to. wife and I got to witness it a few times. She is blind, so I had to narrate some so she can enjoy it too ha ha.
I saw them one Saturday a few years ago, they were getting naked on thier bikes at the Round about where Joan D' Arcs statue is on Glisan !! !
 
I met a guy on a bike that was riding in a speedo and sandals and nothing else. Sweating and uncomfortable looking to me and not in any way a chick magnet at the time.
 
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