I went to a scrapyard many years ago and the young lad working there had oxyed through the gas pipe while cutting an axle off.
Before he could get out from under the car he had burnt all his hair and top layer of skin off his scalp .
Im talking burnt layers peeling off all blackened at the edges.
It was literally 30 mins before I arrived, he was back working on another car, not even peeled theburnt skin off.
We were, jesus mate, youll get an infection, go the hospital.
'nah, I did the same to my chest a few years back, it 'll be OK .
Pulls up his top and it was a bit mottled but OK.
My mates looking at the car in question and the lad says 'what are you after.'
Went straight for the joke..
'A petrol pipe off a MK4 cortina'.