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A woman walks into the ER and sits down in a chair. After a moment of silence, she shouts “Shouldn’t!” A minute passes. “Can’t! Wouldn’t!” she shouts. Another minute. “Oughtn’t! Could’ve! Won’t!” A doctor hears her outbursts and dashes over to her. “Somebody call the maternity ward! This...

Did you hear that the inventor of the Knock Knock joke got a No-bell prize?

Did you hear about the fork factory with inconsistent quality control? It was the best of tines, it was the worst of tines.

I was gonna tell a joke about Sodium, but then I thought, “Na”.

I just burned a Hawaiian pizza I was making. Should have cooked it at aloha temperature!

I bought my friend an elephant for her room. She said, “Thanks!” I said, “Don’t mention it.”

(Trying to get this thread back onto Just For Fun...) Did you know that dropping an ant into a glass of water will tell you its gender? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, boy ant.

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely...

A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and counted. “Uno… Dos…”and then he disappeared without a Tres.

Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? Because... . . . . . . ...He was a little horse.

A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “No, I’m traveling light.”

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A long time ago, say about 1979, I used to collect 8x10 movie stills. And I had a lucid dream where when I looked at the photograph, the movie would start from that point in the film. I remember it was a scene in To Have and to Have Not with Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. Thus I predicted...

Ya, tell that to my broken wrist! 🤨

I never heard of "American freedom units". What does it refer to? Is this another of 🍊 💩's hallucinations? As for temperature units, I grew up with Fahrenheit, so it has meaning for me. Try as I might to get a sense of Celsius, if you tell me it's 78(F) out, I know exactly what that feels...

I knew someone once who trapped one and ate it. Said it was rather like beef.

🙄 It makes no sense to rename Lake Ontario or the Gulf of Mexico!!

It doesn't need renaming. I saw a comment on an article about this latest fiasco "What's next? Will Canada geese now be called Donald ducks?"

Google maps now shows Lake Ontario as Lake America. 🫣😖 . Why do they pander to that buffoon???

FACTOID -- Men under 6ft always add 2 inches to their height on their driver's license, while women put their weight at 10lbs less than they are.