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Who eats tater tots with goat cheese? Now if they were shaped like dicks they would be authoritarian tater-dicks
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@DaveMatthews,
Why should you never feed a duck a corn tortilla?
Skip to the lower left. https://photos.app.goo.gl/DwmgFP3uFgFfzaHz9

I just got my pound of bagel baking poppy seeds. There are about 3,300 seeds per gram x 453 grams per pound = 1,500,000 seeds. So if only 2% sprout there will be 300,000 amazing flowers in that field by Spring. They came through the Netherlands. And they should self-cross pollinate and re-germinate annually.
 
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@DaveMatthews,
Why should you never feed a duck a corn tortilla?
Skip to the lower left. https://photos.app.goo.gl/DwmgFP3uFgFfzaHz9

I just got my pound of bagel baking poppy seeds. There are about 3,300 seeds per gram x 453 grams per pound = 1,500,000 seeds. So if only 2% sprout there will be 300,000 amazing flowers in that field by Spring. They came through the Netherlands. And they should self-cross pollinate and re-germinate annually.
Fowl I tells ya!
 
I just got my pound of bagel baking poppy seeds. There are about 3,300 seeds per gram x 453 grams per pound = 1,500,000 seeds. So if only 2% sprout there will be 300,000 amazing flowers in that field by Spring. They came through the Netherlands. And they should self-cross pollinate and re-germinate annually.
You do know that you could be importing some virulent fungal plant disease that wipes out all the elm trees or orange trees or whathaveyou? Not joking here.
 
I don't know about you guys, but I understood every word.
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A scouse lesson:

What the fricative?? At one point, the teacher says, "You sound like you've got a hair ball!" Exactly. What are you guys licking over there in Liverpool??
 
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Im pretty sure it because of the huge Welsh influx into the port, proper scouse is also Irish high pitched between the kllkkss.
 
Yes, "a hoot" can mean something or someone is very funny or amusing. When something is described as a hoot, it means it's entertaining and enjoyable to experience. It's an informal way to say something was a laugh or a good time.
 
I found it,..
A Funny Old Robot,.. 😁


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That Cowboy robot on Venice beach really exposes our ability to accept technology so much quicker thesedays, its a mracle of sensors and computer control and some are bored of it already.
 
Our old mate who died started chatting up two german girls on an Ibiza beach, he asked them if they had cats in Germany.

So I said when he reported back this daft remark, I said, 'yes, but not jewish ones obviously'

He thought for a moment and said 'did they kill them all?'
 
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