Specialized Turbo Vado SL: An Incredible E-Bike (User Club)

[PedalUma]

I smoke two Vados in the morning, I smoke two more at night, I smoke two in the afternoon it makes me feel alright. I smoke two SL's in time of peace, and two in time of war. I pass two Vados sipping coffee uphill, I smoke two Vados, and then I smoke two more. Smoke two Vados! It's just like do the locomotion, anyone's little sister can do it too. It's as easy as the A,B,C's. So, come on, come on, do the locomotion with me. Why the hell is anyone riding clunky, sucky proprietary bikes? You can do so much better. It is like the guy who thinks he can only have a fat ugly girlfriend. Open your mind. There are other options that are far better. Try a tall beautiful lithe and lovely ballerina contortionist instead of a clunky off-the-shelf bike. Vados are not bad for a lycara Dentist weekend rider. But better is so much better. Some people know some don't. No Specialized can make it over the Cascades and Rockies fully loaded with camping gear. Better bikes can and do. I custom make them even for the disabled. Superior bikes are real and achievable. Cast off proprietary and live free or die.