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john peck

john peck

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Examples:
Q: Will Canadians build a wall to keep Americans out & can they make us pay for it?
A: Not right away.
Q: Do these jeans make my butt look bigger?
A: How is that possible?
Q: How can I convert my Dodge Ram to burn methane from melting permafrost?
A: Disconnect fuel line & insert where the sun don't shine.
Q:When storms, drought, & soil depletion cause agriculture to to collapse should I go vegan or become a cannibal?
A: Plan ahead: stock upon nutritious clay & gravel.
Q: A poll, do you dress right or left?
A: well it;s hard to do both.
Q:Should I abandon heterosexuality to curb over-population?
A:Only if you really want to.
Q: A poll, Pepto or Imodeum?

Get the drift? What are your questions?:cool:
 
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Q: Who can see Russia from their front porch?
A: If you can't see Russia then you are blind.
Q: Do you have to pay back your student loans
A: Yes
Q: Red or green?
A: If you need this explained then I strongly suggest you spend some time in New Mexico =D
Q: Are you hoping for an apocalypse or trying to avoid one?
A: Yes
Q: Air Pump or CO2?
A: CO2, until it runs out, then I have to borrow your air pump.

Answer: Pepto, I dance with the Pink Lady pretty regular.
 
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Q: Who can see Russia from their front porch?
A: If you can't see Russia then you are blind.
Q: Do you have to pay back your student loans
A: Yes
Q: Red or green?
A: If you need this explained then I strongly suggest you spend some time in New Mexico =D
Q: Are you hoping for an apocalypse or trying to avoid one?
A: Yes
Q: Air Pump or CO2?
A: CO2, until it runs out, then I have to borrow your air pump.

Answer: Pepto, I dance with the Pink Lady pretty regular.
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I build a ferocious green.
 
I learned to to make green chili from an old gal had a cafe across from the courthouse. She gave birth to 19 children,
had sumpin' like 70 grandchildren. Ya gotta be good with an army of critics like that.....though I can think of one exception.
 
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I wish I had those credentials. I wasn't smart enough to learn from a local when I lived in NM so I use the recipe on the tub of Bueno.
 
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