A little chuckle for today ... we all need one.

[Deleted member 4210]

No matter 'which side' you are on...

Donald Trump, George Bush, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a small central American country.

Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out "Earthquake!"

The firing squad fell into a panic, and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.

George Bush was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and George pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given, George yelled out "Tornado!" Once Again the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall.

The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here. Just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.

As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled "Fire!"

 

[Deleted member 4210]

At least a chuckle, For ever how long this thread lasts. LOL.

 

[john peck]

I´m inclined to tell it in a different, more realistic order with Ghouliani supplying the ammo with Barf sharing a blindfold.

 

[Dallant]

Barr jumps in front of Trumpty Dumpty as the shots ring out. Trumpty still declares he’s fired for not being loyal enough.

 

[Dallant]

Firing squad shoots Trumpty but he is unaffected because of all the mega steroids he was injected with during his fake COVID hospitalization.

 

[Dallant]

Firing squad shoots Trumpty and the only doctor nearby is Fauci.

 

[john peck]

Firing squad shoots Trumpty and the only doctor nearby is Fauci.

With his dying breath, trump finally concedes.

 

[Jetsfan901]

With his dying breath, he will still blame someone else for him losing.

 

[john peck]

With his dying breath, he will still blame someone else for him losing.

probably

 

[Dallant]

With his dying breath, trump finally concedes.

Nah.

 

[Dallant]

Trump, dying on the ground after being shot by the firing squad, whispers, “Ha, ya missed me!” as his fellow republican witnesses yell, “ya missed him!” even before they remove the blindfolds from their eyes.

 

[Gionnirocket]

New Ending... Mike's eBikes trying hard to be a good little Trumpy Bear says one too many stupid and offensive things and both he and PosTUS are FIRED!

 

[pxpaulx]

No matter 'which side' you are on...

Donald Trump, George Bush, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a small central American country.

Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out "Earthquake!"

The firing squad fell into a panic, and Donald Trump jumped

I thought it was pretty funny at this point