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When guys brag about how much horsepower their sports car has, I always say, "What's the point? You still can't go any faster than the fastest horse...";)

Sounds very hillbilly to me... :oops:

Not two ingredients! You can season the bread crumbs with as many herbs and spices as you like. Jedidiah -- I'm just joshing you!

Well, if you want to up the original, use Japanese panko crumbs, but batter is lazy -- just trying to skip a step. 🤪

Cut onions into half inch rings. Dip rings in beaten egg, then in seasoned bread crumbs. Fry. What's so hard about that?

Special for Stefan Mikes:

Wow. That is some kind of ugly architecture to begin with. Maybe it was aesthetic karma...

What's a Yoder?

Now that last one I don't get, not knowing much about the bible. Can you explain it to me?

Q:"How did Moses make matzoh?" A: "I don't know -- that's the yeast of my worries!"

Sounds like you don't need much of an argument for it. 🙄

Well, of course there does come a point when you do have to throw in the towel on throwing in another patch. But fixing and extending the use of an inner tube for as long as you can wastes much less rubber. Remember during WW2 there was rationing of gasoline in the US, not because there was a...

How do you have a taco without the tortilla shell? It would be a pile of meat filling on some lettuce. Not that that is a bad thing, but it is not a taco 🌮.

"Paint it, patch it, use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without."

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher...

No, reckless drivers are rarely wreckless.

I would like to know how one adjusts the percentage of assist using the Allround display?

This was done with some plum colored adhesive vinyl plus stripes of red and amber reflective tape. I may put some reflective tape on the back sections of the frame, but they are either curved (so the tape won't stay) or angled (so they won't actually be perpendicular to the light coming from a...

Here is my Ride1up Prodigy,so you can see the purple vinyl and stripes of red and amber reflective tape. I did swap in an adjustable stem and my old ergonomic grips. Also added a mirror. Just went for a ten mile ride and easily rode 28mph on the relative flat portion of the ride. Although once I...

A missionary on a Pacific island was having constipation. He mentioned it to the island medicine man, who pulled a frond off a palm, ground it up, and made a tea. The missionary drank it, and the next day he came back to the medicine man saying "with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"