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$10 a dozen?????

I bought a Ride1Up Prodigy last Thanksgiving. I am quite happy with it. Having previously owned a BH Atom Diamond Wave Pro, and having tried out a lot of ebikes, I had a good idea what I was looking for. The BH I bought from a LBS, and the BH had the best warranty in the business. Until they...

"I don't mean to claim I'm a great cyclist," she backpedaled. "I really am tired of people inflating my talents."

The theme in a NY Times crossword included these clues (the punchline adverb being the word the solver had to supply) : "You forgot to water the plants", Tom said witheringly. "Oh, I just fed the alligator," he said offhandedly. "As much as I'd like, you're not inheriting any of my estate,"...

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly. The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming...

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious, the man rowed over and asked, "What is the mirror for?" "That's my secret way to catch fish," said the other man. "Shine the...

Some kinda crappy parking 🤨. That would get a ticket in the US. Well, in the Before Times, maybe not now...

"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust...." He would have continued, but at that moment a little girl who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year...

Even my husband, who is one of those people of the male persuasion who dresses drab and thinks that even Harris tweed is "too floral", now wears a visability vest when he walks the dog in the evening and a neon overshirt when he rides a bike. It was hard work, but I finally got him trained. 😉

You mean it isn't " 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"??

... And it just struck me how some of the most hardcore bikers and ebikers - - the ones who are pedaling along on secondary hwys with what seems like their entire life packed into panniers, or the ones in little podunks who clearly have no other vehicle - - how these stalwarts insist on riding...

When I was little, I used to say the Pledge of Allegiance in school as "... One nation, invisible..." instead of "indivisible". My son used to say it "... with levity, and this is for all", instead of "with liberty and justice for all". Also the chain "Chucky Cheese's" he used to call "Chunky...

James (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

This wasn't on a ride, but is from a trail cam in our front yard. The timestamp is wrong, but this is the culprit who obliterated a duck while we were away at the ocean last summer.

Show me a bike with 90nm that's lightweight as well as quiet as a Brose and I'd happily switch. But until then, with the hill I live on, I'll hang onto my heavy bike. 🎶 "I'm all about that torque, that torque; Hills? no trouble!..." 🎶

What will we have to blame when we are late, if we eliminate the change?

Stefan, 8 years ago you looked in pretty bad shape. Biking has improved you!

My husband and I are really bad pool players. We just chase the stripes and solids around, missing shots by just a bit. We can get at least an hour's entertainment out of 50¢ in a tavern.

During her physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level. The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors. "Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along...