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"I'll send him a bill he will never forget!" the electrician swore powerfully. "I heard the echo again," she repeated. "That's a very wide angle lens," Tom commented obliquely. "A very acute observation," Helen noted sharply. "This vodka is the best!" Tom declared absolutely.

"I miss Geppetto," said Pinocchio woodenly.

He undertook the task of notifying the next of kin. "I'm afraid she's dead," he said gravely.

People with large feet have greater understanding. People with large hands are handsome.

See how old I'm getting? I forgot that!! Changed! Thank you!

I can't stop!!!! Once you start you hear them in your head like having your own comic in your brain...

People on social media platforms are often like-minded. 👍

The paper cups would not come out of the coffee machine. They were indispensable.

She wrote magazine articles about menstruation periodically.

"Be careful there, old timer - - you might break your arm," the whippersnapper said humorously.

Not a clue what you are talking about 😵‍💫🫤

"I have been known to take the occasional sleeping pill," she admitted sedately.

Keep your eye on the negative terminal.

"Are you sure? I thought it was yellow," said the driver cautiously. OK I'll stop now...

"I th-th-think you may actually have run a red light," the stutterer said, haltingly.

"I don’t think I exactly blew his mind," he said, unwittingly. "I mean, it was a no-brainer. "

"I embarrassed my barrister when I mooned him," cracked the miscreant.

"I bet could eat every item on this buffet," he ventured, presumably in jest.

"This is a bad cut," commented the glazier painfully.

I bet the Oregon Ducks devoured them. Also playing in the same league are the Evergreen State College Geoducks (that's pronounced gooey-duck, by the way).