Recent content by Chargeride

Lol Stefan, your English is excellent, but some times the intent gets lost in translation. That comes across a little demeaning. I'll rewrite it for you. 'Oh Charge, you are always correct, I will bow to your knowledge'. Or something like that

Im pretty sure runners and cyclists use the same satellites

So my computer, which fell off...another story ...correctly tracked the route and gave a visual countdown to the finish while Brians Garmin Instinct was ludicrously inaccurate to the point it recorded a 57 mile track that was only 24.9 miles. We checked he wasnt in Napoleon mode or some bizarre...

Most telling is that the SE have taken over the Ferret, for decades the londoners have mocked the north and now we find they are the lumpy trouser people

Where do you think, they make eco like turbo.

20 miles of Penine Bridleway, it started off squishy It basically meanders up and down through the Pennines Simply delicious trail Through hillbillie farms Alongside railway tracks Over and under them Occasional villages Atmospheric steep trails Through sheep filled fields And...

I have to presume you have searched this potentially gender altering pastime. Its considered a combined mating display alongside Gurning.

its a long lived stereotype that northen men love a good ferret, stuffing them down your trousers was quite the sport. It seems this trend has shifted down London way, but in popular culture the flat cap wearing, down the mines working class northern man would always have a pet ferret...

But in other news, Im home on the couch stuffing my face and sipping some Smirnoff to ease the pain.

I am destroyed, 30 miles finished off with a three mile climb in eco with red led on battery. Bri had to put the bike in the van for me.

OK new ride planned, pendle bridleway, starting near Burnley, 20 miles 3000ft, reservoirs and sheep. Going with Brian on the Levos starting at Loveclough, all very ferrets and stonewalls

flashing lights are illegal in the uk, completely ignored by everyone of course

It was cancelled, freakin freezin, ice everywhere, waited till it warmed up, then it was too late, try again tomorrow

Yes, propriety batteries, especially non swappable are a pain, but the Levo is removable so its not causing me too much of an issue, but the long length means carrying a spare requires having to fit some kind of luggage rack like Im loading a pack mule to climb the khyber pass.