Vulnerable Offenders

[PedalUma]

See the seam of the left front fender? If you lightly whack that with a backhand sweep it will cause $1200 in damages to an offensive car. If a passenger side mirror is nudged forward with a foot, it falls off, causing a big explanation to any offenders insurance company. Cars and trucks are essentially rolling disposable dollar store turkey baster pans. They collapse with ease. They think they are bad-a55 invulnerable but are really rolling POS junk that is easily F-ed up by any cyclist who is accosted.

 

[fooferdoggie]

See the seam of the left front fender? If you lightly whack that with a backhand sweep it will cause $1200 in damages to an offensive car. If a passenger side mirror is nudged forward with a foot, it falls off, causing a big explanation to any offenders insurance company. Cars and trucks are essentially rolling disposable dollar store turkey baster pans. They collapse with ease. They think they are bad-a55 invulnerable but are really rolling POS junk that is easily F-ed up by any cyclist who is accosted.

thats a easy way to get someone to go all 2nd amendment on your ass too.

 

[Taylor57]

See the seam of the left front fender? If you lightly whack that with a backhand sweep it will cause $1200 in damages to an offensive car. If a passenger side mirror is nudged forward with a foot, it falls off, causing a big explanation to any offenders insurance company. Cars and trucks are essentially rolling disposable dollar store turkey baster pans. They collapse with ease. They think they are bad-a55 invulnerable but are really rolling POS junk that is easily F-ed up by any cyclist who is accosted.

I dont get it

 

[rich c]

I got slapped in the head while riding because the kids of dirt bikes thought is was fun. Can't imagine what happens next if I tried to kick in a fender.

 

[Jeremy McCreary]

Won't be backhanding cars, but I can vouch for how easy it is to cause expensive car damage. And it's not just a recent phenomenon.

Front wheel of my motorcycle washed out on a wet steel trolley cable access plate on a rainy San Francisco day in 1980. Threw me straight sideways into the driver's door of a parked late-model Buick shoulder-first. Seemed to be uninjured, so I picked up the bike and left a note.

Next day, the owner called. My shoulder had totaled the door — at the time, about $900 for the part. Wasn't even sore. How many thousands would that part cost today?