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  1. PedalUma

    Great American Wheel Route Bikepacking

    Pedaling East Day 73 and 74 along the GAWR (modified) August 15 & 16 - Massillon OH to Pittsburgh PA with a quick skip and a jump across West Virginia Patrice McDonald Aug 19, 2026 The trail is an unpredictable amorphous, magic carpet ride. You never know what it will throw at you, pull you...
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    The transition

    The guys that are under 5'6" drive them to the gym. They do not take public showers after. No one should see the Freudian inadequacy that the huge truck phytologically makes up for. Baby dicks. Half a pinky,. They also take steroids, shrinking some parts. They do not have balls. Peas. I saw one...
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    Just for fun...

    I was thinking that if you flipped it upside down you could remove the feet caps and insert something into the legs and it wouldn't slip even in high winds. It would also be great table for signing something like a divorce contract.
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    Just for fun...

    Non-slip surface.
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    The transition

    Does driving a monster truck turn them into jerks or are jerks attracted to monster trucks and then the truck enhances it?
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    Just for fun...

    Another burner bike is coming in tomorrow. It is a Lectric trike. The chain is fused. It was not pepped before going last year when new and it was not thoroughly cleaned and lubed after. It sat in that state for a year. I will boil new chains in wax in the morning but the bike is most likely...
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    The transition

    I like the story of Love, War, and Tech. Aphrodite (love) is married to Hephaestus (technology) and she has an affair with Aries (war). Hephaestus makes an invisible net that drops on them in bed. He traps them and takes them in their naked state to Olympus for all the Gods to laugh at. The...
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    The transition

    I am only getting half the conversation on these things because I blocked view of one member.
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    Accell group goes bust; Raleigh, Haibike, Lapierre and others future in doubt.

    Joe Breeze made the first modern mountain bikes in 1977. Joe Breeze is an American bicycle framebuilder, designer and advocate from Marin County, California. An early participant in the sport of mountain biking, Breeze, along with other pioneers including Gary Fisher, Charlie Kelly, and Tom...
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    Kickstand Alternative ( YES ! )

    It is good for bad dogs too.
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    Just for fun...

    Okay, but they still have group sex tents. I don't see how that grit could help.
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    KONA has a new Ebike & it looks cool

    With hockey helmets! Some are high-powered executives. I made a bike for a little person today. It was a surprise from her cycling husband. She was crying, she was so happy, she could out-climb him on his 29'er Santa Cruz on huge hills.
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    Just for fun...

    @ChezCheese:) I do not want or need a big sister. If you want to hit ignore that is up to you. Originators of threads launch them but do not control them or own them. You can choose to ignore me and still comment on the threads I have originated in anyway you want. Creative people should never...
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    KONA has a new Ebike & it looks cool

    I did not have the lockrings attached. They did not need to unplug them. Just pull up and they undid themselves. But who would want to drink from someone else's water bottle anyway? They did have rubber nipple valves attached to their tops with Permatex.
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    Just for fun...

    If you ever suffer from Freudian envy you can use this anytime to placate it. It is really to hold open books, hands-free so you can do things while reading, such as eat. It weighs down the pages while accommodating the contours of a book. It is great for outdoor reading in wind too.
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    Thorn Season

    I buy and use automotive brake parts grease on many things such as pedal threads and inside nylon geared motors. It is high-temp silicone grease but not in a little tube and not food-grade like Plumber's grease used on the O-rings of kitchen faucets. I am doing FlatOut five or six times per...
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    New and Interesting Accessories You Love

    I needed to mount a 90mm round battery for a little person's bike today and came across this water bottle cage. There is not much room in the triangle to remove and reinstall the battery. Because this cage expands and tightens, it accommodates bottles of various diameters and locks them in...
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