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One day Bob was cruising down a windy road with his new car and taking the corners at higher than was normally considered a safe speed. All of a sudden, a large bunny bounded into the road in front of him and the man couldn’t stop in time. SMASH!! When he realized what had happened, he quickly...

More gems from clearing out old emails: ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2013 EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Libya, Egypt and Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be...

Found this collection of jokes about horsemeat in Tesco hamburgers while cleaning out old emails: A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat Burgers from Tesco. ....... Her condition is said to be stable Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle. Tesco...

"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress." ...John Adams

A man and his wife were having some problems and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote it...

Just bring some beauty back to our ears after that stuff:

That's 10 secs of my life I will never get back. 😕 Can we all agree to not post mindless Ai videos?

If he doesn't remember JFK, then he is a little younger than I am, because my first memory is watching JFK's funeral on TV. No school that day. I was 5 and a half, born in 1958. So I would guess he is 65 or maybe 63.

'Splain that to me, please 🫤

He used Curt in American movies. Curd just doesn't have star quality in English, ya know? Corgis are short. https://kebabthecorgi.com/

You never heard of the actor Curt Jurgens? Played lots of German officers, also leading man roles. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_J%C3%BCrgens?wprov=sfla1

Unfortunately, uneducated ones say "has went". Makes me want to scream!

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? A bladder infection means urine trouble. Broken pencils are pointless. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. I dropped out of communism class because of...

Had gone is the correct past participle, she said tensely. In Britain, they call rentals flats, he aptly pointed out. Currently, the power is out. The actor was introduced curtly as "Mr. Jurgens." The corgi puppies will be born shortly.

In case you are in need of Dad jokes: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?.... If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside... Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of...

"Seattle-based Rad Power Bikes, a pioneer in mass-market e-bikes, filed for bankruptcy protection earlier this week as it continues to look for a buyer amid falling sales and massive debt. Court documents show the 18-year-old company owes nearly $73 million to dozens of creditors, including the...

Edibles do not contribute to wisdom and attention to details. Not that that excuses the theft, but as you say, you made it easy for an opportunist. Sorry for your loss.

On my ride today looking south towards the Pyrénées Ariegois in France.

You guys are depressing me.