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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. When chemists die, they barium. I'm reading a book...

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to like being a banker, but then I lost interest. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. I changed my iPod's...

The thing is, all these tariffs levied by 🍊💩diktat have no system or procedure or mechanism of payment and collection. And they change depending on the whim of the unclothed emperor. No business can plan for the next month or half year or year. No consumer (on either side of the Berlin Wall) can...

OK, so you're saying before the current chaos, American businesses bought goods from Poland (though what you mean is the EU) and had to pay tariffs to US Customs on those goods if the value was over $800, yes? What were those tariffs I wonder? So I googled, and Ai answered: "Before the Trump...

We have essentially had a commercial Berlin Wall constructed around the US: nothing in, nothing out. It is absurd and unnecessary. Somebody 🍊💩 needs to be sued for willfully trying to destroy the world economy.

Life (so-called) online is different than in real life. People do not have the attention span and do not wish to intrude on what little others have by stuffing their posts with civilities which are normal in in-person interactions. When I was taught to write for the online consumption, we were...

A lot less snow these days...

Just saw this in the Seattle Times: https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/seattles-rad-power-bikes-linked-to-31-fires-federal-warning-says/

🤣That's just how it is and just as attractive 🤢.

I asked a fellow once if he was a leg man or a breast man. He said he wasn't into body parts - - he liked the whole chicken. Me, I can't tell if a guy is handsome until I see how his personality animates his face.

That video on the dunes in Brazil is amazing!!

Don't mess with your kidneys. Go see your doc if you can.

That's the same guy who puts secret cameras in toilets, yeah? Not funny. Gross. Seriously.

Teadrinker here. I may have posted this before, but this would be the rule if I was a flight attendant...

😵‍💫 I'm on the side of increased mental health treatment and anger management training! Since all these rental bikes have a chip in them and are rented by an app, wouldn't it be possible for the company to charge a fee for improper parking? I, too, really hate the way people just drop them...

Going to be hard to ride with fingers and toes crossed...

70mph, and no helmet. Fuel tanks sitting right next to the jet exhaust. No common sense needed.

The French Pyrénées are a wonderful place to ride bikes! Now, these people ride acoustics, but I love to ride my ebike on roads like these. The area where we have bought a place is actually to the east of where they are riding in this video, but check out the landscape! The blues and greens, the...

Poor kid is going to be traumatized for life, if he hasn't broken his neck. He didn't want to do it, he knew the hill was too steep for him, but his momma kept pushing him. I don't find that funny at all. In fact in general, I think Mtn biking is incredibly dangerous, whatever one's age. A...

Here's some inspiration for you old farts: