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Not a clue what you are talking about 😵‍💫🫤

"I have been known to take the occasional sleeping pill," she admitted sedately.

Keep your eye on the negative terminal.

"Are you sure? I thought it was yellow," said the driver cautiously. OK I'll stop now...

"I th-th-think you may actually have run a red light," the stutterer said, haltingly.

"I don’t think I exactly blew his mind," he said, unwittingly. "I mean, it was a no-brainer. "

"I embarrassed my barrister when I mooned him," cracked the miscreant.

"I bet could eat every item on this buffet," he ventured, presumably in jest.

"This is a bad cut," commented the glazier painfully.

I bet the Oregon Ducks devoured them. Also playing in the same league are the Evergreen State College Geoducks (that's pronounced gooey-duck, by the way).

$10 a dozen?????

I bought a Ride1Up Prodigy last Thanksgiving. I am quite happy with it. Having previously owned a BH Atom Diamond Wave Pro, and having tried out a lot of ebikes, I had a good idea what I was looking for. The BH I bought from a LBS, and the BH had the best warranty in the business. Until they...

"I don't mean to claim I'm a great cyclist," she backpedaled. "I really am tired of people inflating my talents."

The theme in a NY Times crossword included these clues (the punchline adverb being the word the solver had to supply) : "You forgot to water the plants", Tom said witheringly. "Oh, I just fed the alligator," he said offhandedly. "As much as I'd like, you're not inheriting any of my estate,"...

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly. The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming...

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious, the man rowed over and asked, "What is the mirror for?" "That's my secret way to catch fish," said the other man. "Shine the...

Some kinda crappy parking 🤨. That would get a ticket in the US. Well, in the Before Times, maybe not now...

"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust...." He would have continued, but at that moment a little girl who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year...

Even my husband, who is one of those people of the male persuasion who dresses drab and thinks that even Harris tweed is "too floral", now wears a visability vest when he walks the dog in the evening and a neon overshirt when he rides a bike. It was hard work, but I finally got him trained. 😉

You mean it isn't " 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"??