Preparing eBikes for Burning Man's Blackrock City

All those bikes are so effed! Water got into controllers and the moving axles are not perfectly waterproof. That muck is highly corrosive and kills electronics. They were tripping on acid and won't even remember where they abandoned their useless bikes the night before. There is no water to wash so they will need to climb into sleeping bags covered in that shite. Yeah, some fun.
 
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And in two weeks they will all have VD. The cost of 'free' love is expensive. I heard that a group proselytizing religious conversions was booted at midnight. Too bad they missed out on the mud pit and the untraceable esophageal VD.
 
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This year 5,000 bikes were abandoned. The percentage of electric bikes there has gone up each year. Does that imply that maybe half or more of those were eBikes? The stoned, soaked, and stuck in the mud blues.
 
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